If you saw the thumbnail of the image below and thought to yourself, "Man, that kinda looks like a wiener." You should definitely be ashamed of yourself. But you should also know that you're not alone. Turns out there are tons of pervs out there just like you!
It's a lightbulb! I swear! So what do we do about it? I still think it's a pretty rad shot, so I'm determined to find a way to save it.
First attempt: Maybe the difference is 29.5˚? What do you think, does it look more like a light bulb in a vertical orientation? Or does it just look like a front on fruit basket? Just a slight change in the angle of the dangle, if you will..
Second attempt: What about a composition and a tighter crop? I'm thinking that this tighter crop features the splashes better. And with the crop passing through the threaded bottom of the bulbs, it draws the eye to that feature, thus making it a quicker lightbulb read.
There's gotta be a way. I want to know what you think! Please leave me a comment. Does one of these options fix the phallic tendency, or should I try something else?